She's an actress, she's a singer She's America's sweetheart Let me tell you a secret Miley Cyrus farts Yes, I know it's shocking And it's sad, but it is true Every day she farts out gas and sometimes she goes poo She's supposed to be wholesome She's supposed to be sweet So her handlers keep her away from the gassy foods she likes to eat Once a little boy was getting Miley's autograph When she let out a little toot, the little boy just laughed And it showed that this conspiracy isn't necessary at all If kids find out that Miley farts, they'd still buy all her products at the mall 'Cause everybody poops and farts, it's not such a big deal So go ahead, Miley Cyrus, fart on stage and let us know you're real You're an actress, you're a singer You're America's sweetheart And it's not so shocking at all to learn That Miley Cyrus farts Yes, she does And that's okay We still love her