He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he lets out his farts He's George Clooney, heartthrob doctor from ER He drives around the town in his expensive car Girls tell him, "George, I want to be where you are" And when he tires of a girl and he doesn't want her there That's when he lets his farts float through the air He holds in his gas when first they meet He picks up the lovely lady and he takes her out to eat Oh, George Clooney sure knows how to sweep those ladies off their feet But when it's time for him to move on to another one That's when he lets the gas fly right out of his bum He lets them think that it was their idea To leave him because it stinks to be so near Oh, George Clooney has such control of the gas comin' out of his rear And someday he'll meet a girl who's a perfect ten And after that, George Clooney will never fart again