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The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - My Doctor Wants a Stool Sample lyrics

Artist: The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

album: Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee


My doctor wants a stool sample
I hate that nerd
He gave me a popsicle stick to scoop out my next turd
He's a trustworthy man, or so I've heard
And I guess I'm gonna have to take his word
But I get the feeling every once in a while
That torturing people really makes him smile
And whenever his mood starts to droop
He tells a patient "pal, I'm gonna need a scoop of your poop"
Scoop of your poop
I need a scoop of your poop
Stool sample
He needs a stool sample
And then he sits back and laughs with all the other doctors and nurses
While his patients heels before the toilet and curses
It's not right that one man can have such power
And after I collect this power
I'm gonna have to go home and take a shower
I need a shower
I'm gonna have to take a shower
I need a shower
I need a shower
I need a shower now

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