And ye cat o' nine is a deer old friend of mine Fer fighting every day with me hide I shall pay A good whippin' now n' then helps inspire all ye men As ye officer on deck flays ye skin of me neck Me mother n' me father so much trouble must have had To teach their little laddie what is good n' what is bad: N' they cursed me name – You ought to feel ashamed! -Come here you little prick! N' they whipped me with the stick And ye cat o' nine is a deer old friend of mine Fer drinkin every day with me hide I shall pay A good whippin' now n' then helps inspire all ye men As ye officer on deck flays ye skin of me neck You see I learned to take a liking in that sting upon me ass I'm a naughty little lad I used to tell me pretty lass. I deserve to be punished, so put me on yer lap Upon me rosy buttocks, I want a loving slap And ye cat o' nine is a deer old friend of mine Fer gamblin every day with me hide I shall pay A good whippin' now n' then helps inspire all ye men As ye officer on deck flays ye skin of me neck But during her confession, me lass she sold me out If me father heard of this he'd have me killed there is no doubt: So I ran from home, fast as a pistol shot N' joined the royal navy, where I get spanked a lot! And ye cat o' nine is a deer old friend of mine Fer causing trouble every day with me hide I shall pay A good whippin' now n' then helps inspire all ye men As ye officer on deck flays ye skin of me neck And ye cat o' nine is a deer old friend of mine Fer being punished every day with me hide I shall pay A good whippin' now n' then helps inspire all ye men As ye officer on deck flays ye skin of me neck