Step right up
Form a line
Have an adventure of your life time
The Eastern Wind is a lovely ship
Can change your life with a single trip
Tom McBride felt he had to hide
His stature was rather on the short side
And then
And then
And then
And then
And then he learned the power of the Eastern Wind
Now he's the king of an island paradise
And the tallest of his pygmy tribe
And that's just one more true story friend
Of another lucky sailor on the Eastern Wind
Right this way
Come make your mark
There's still some time before we embark
Climb aboard
You won't regret
I promise adventure you won't forget
Michael Sty was awfully shy
Couldn't talk to a woman no matter how he tried
And then
And then
And then
And then
And then he learned the power of the Eastern Wind
Now he talks to every girl in the dressing room
Preforms each night as Miss Bobone
And that's just one more true story friend
Of another lucky sailor on the Eastern Wind
Step on up
Come right this way
Don't let opportunities slip away
Sign your name and climb on board
Who knows what you'll get as your reward
Matthew Stone claimed he was big boned
Truth of the mater he weighed thirty stones
And then
And then
And then
And then
And then he learned the power of the Eastern Wind
Everybody now knows old Matt is slim
And a little Yellow Fever keeps him fit and trim
That's just one more true story friend
Of another lucky sailor on the Eastern Wind
You look like a brave one there
Come on an adventure without compare
Step right up
Join our crew
It might just be a dream come true
He was more of a lass than he was a lad
And then
And then
And then
And then
And then he learned the power of the Eastern Wind
Now the girls call him Big Brad
And half of London calls him dad
And that's just one more true story friend
Of another lucky sailor on the Eastern Wind
Climb on board
Don't stay at home
Come have an adventure of your very own
Think of all the stories you'll have to tell
For all you know it may turn out well
Don't sit there
No need to fear
Come take a voyage to who knows where
And then
And then
And then
And then
And you can learn the power of the Eastern Wind
You'll come home with no stress or strife
But we're not liable for loss of life
And you'll be one more true story friend
Of another lucky sailor on the Eastern Wind
And you'll be one more true story friend
Of another lucky sailor on the Eastern Wind