Lemme catch you up on the story of a legendary crew
I stumble upon a want ad 'cause I need to pee
The Sovereign hires us to kill an unknown enemy
Turns out to be a dragon and he fucks our shit up
But we eke out a win because we never give up (yeah)
Vox Machina becomes protectors of the realm
Gets invited to a party at Uriel's
The Briarwoods show up and Percy freaks the fuck out
'Cause they slayed his whole damn family and took the crown (what?)
We follow 'em to Whitestone and take up Percy's fight
While Pike leaves on a quest to reconnect the Everlight
I learn about the zippertwat from a book that Vax swiped
But Delilah's dogs take it and we lose our ride
Whitestone is in shambles and the Sun Tree almost dead
Percy's popping off their henchman with a list on his gat
But smoke keeps pouring out of him, yo, what the fuck is up with that?
We find his sister Cass but she gets her throat cut, we see red
Kiki's lightning reaction, Ashari magic saves her ass and
We bust out of there, I need some hot three-way action
Delilah, oh Delilah, decides to raise the dead
We get surrounded on all sides, it's a zombie attack
Pike cuts 'em down from the sky with a monster-killing blast
The people are inspired to rise up for their hood
As we race up to the ziggurat to snatch the Briarwoods (ooh!)
Acid creeping up to our necks, Cassandra doubled crossed us
Grogs drops trow, takes a swim, and saves us all, yes!
At last, Kiki harnesses the power of the light
And smokes Sylas Briarwood to dust, goodnight! (Woo!)
Delilah runs inside and tries a magic rite
The Whispered One appears, oh no, the end is nigh!
Percy battles the internal demon he takes a stand
And he overcomes the curse but he shoots his own hand
Cassandra stabs Delilah dead
And vows to the people of Whitestone to be their new head, new head
We return to Emon as hometown heroes, you know
Uriel makes a speech and cedes control, no!
As the dragons come for us
What could happen, all my people?
It's time to strap on
Uh, I mean in
Eh, no I mean on