I'm on a first name basis at the tackle shop
I got a charge account running up non-stop
They ought to give me my own parking spot
I can't fit another plug in my tackle box
It's always under construction
For all my weapons of bass destruction
I got buzz baits and zara spooks
Pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs
I got a seven foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics
To hook one on a Texas RI
My Wife stays on me and the banker just told me
That he's working on a tax deduction
For all the money I'm dropping
On my weapons of bass destruction
Hank Parker's got a wire tap on my phone
Bill Dance won't leave me the hell alone
Outdoor Channel wants to do a show
They wanna film me jaw jerking down on Okeechobee
They better come with some high def production
'Cause I got weapons of bass destruction
I got jitterbugs and hulapoppers with crank baits and wood choppers
Devil horses and broke backs
Grass frogs and chug bugs
Straining on my cow cut, offset shank mustads
I got a 250 Johnson, and a Redman sponsor
And a Ranger in custom production
To haul around me and my buddies
And my weapons of bass destruction
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My boat is my bunker where I haul in all my lunkers
I got buzz baits and zara spooks
Bubblegum zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs
I got a seven foot carrot stick, all the soft plastics, to hook a Carolina rig
When I drag it through the moss
And I hook on haul you never seen such a big eruption
When they light into my weapons of bass destruction
Tell Obama to come find me 'cause
I ain't hiding my weapons of bass destruction
Hmm, there it is
Got it