Glass of sin, so let's begin Welcome y'all to party 101 So you think you got jam? You wanna be the man? Step right up & come an' get you some Well the first thing that yer gonna find out It ain't the balls or the biggest mouth Who holds their buzz & stand's up on their own 'Cause it ain't no race There's no first place And the point of it all is stand up tall Show 'em your drinkin' bone Yeehaw git r' done Last to fall is the last one drunk Knock around but don't spill your glass Keep it down, suck it up Ain't no such thing as ah-way too much All beginners get up off your ass... And cowboy up! You wanna shake that junk? (oh yeah...) That's the stuff Pick 'er up, down it, taste the burn With a little bit of luck We just might fall in love An leave this place with someone on our arm Take a chance on a one-night stand Wearin' nothin' but our cowboy hat It's only dirty if we does it right So you an' me an' a friend make three That's one for you another two for me Money down & tearin' it up tonight! Yeehaw git r' done Last to fall is the last one drunk Knock around but don't spill your glass Keep it down, suck it up Ain't no such thing as ah-way too much All beginners get up off your ass... And cowboy up! Yeehaw git r' done Last to fall is the last one drunk Knock around but don't spill your glass Keep it down, suck it up Ain't no such thing as ah-way too much All beginners get up off your ass... And cowboy up! Well yeehaw git r' done Last to fall is the last one drunk Knock around but never spill your glass Keep it down, suck it up Ain't no such thing as ah-way too much All beginners get up off your ass... And cowboy up! Yeehaw git r' done Last to fall is the last one drunk Knock around but never spill your glass! Keep it down, suck it up Ain't no such thing as ah-way too much All beginners get up off your ass... And cowboy up!