If you could be a bird
What kind of bird would you be?
A robin
If you could be a cat
What kind of cat would you be?
A lion
If you could be a part of breakfast
What part of breakfast would you be?
The piece of toast
And if you could be a dead guy
What kind of dead guy would you be?
I'd be a ghost
Don't wanna be a zombie
Cuz zombies are just good fun
Don't wanna be a vampire
Cuz they can't feel the sun
Don't wanna be a medical corpse
The students would cut me wrong
No i just wanna be a ghost
And go wooooo all night long
Don't wanna be a ghoul
Cuz i respect myself
Don't wanna be some ashes
In a coffee can on the shelf
Don't wanna be a wraith
I could never be that strong
No i just wanna be a ghost
And go wooooo all night long
Don't wanna be a poltergeist
Cuz i'm no movie star
Don't wanna be a lich
I'm not even sure what they are
Don't wanna be just a brain in jar
In a lab in south hong kong
No I just wanna be a ghost
And go wooooo all night long
Don't wanna be a spook
Cuz that word's a little racist
Don't wanna be a mummy
I admit it, i'm an ageist
Don't wanna be a white walker
That's some other fellow's song
No i just wanna be a ghost
And go wooooo all night long
Yeah i just wanna be a ghost
She just wants to be a ghost
Yeah i just wanna be a ghost
She just wants to be a ghost
Yeah i just wanna be a ghost and go
Wooooo all night long