Please spell "Telephone"
Oh, come on
My oh my, that word's so moronic
I could cry, I want words as lame (Mister Coneybear)
Semper fi, I feel supersonic
Spell "Hospital" (What?! oh, come on)
That is why I despise this game (H-O-S-P-I-T-A-L, Hospital)
That is correct, Mr. Tolentino
Life is random and unfair
Life is pandemonium
"Staphylococcus"
Oh
That's the reason we despair
Life is pandemonium (Life is pandemonium)
Life is pandemonium (Life is pandemonium)
Life is pandemonium
"Broccoli"
I knew that word (I knew that word)
I knew that word
God damn it
It is such a calamity
Where should we begin?
The best spellers
Don't necessarily win
Life is pandemonium
Life is pandemonium
Set your sights
I am on a mission (Miss Park, "Antediluvian")
We have rights
We have rights
That's why we complain (Mister Barfee, "Halitosis")
Damn life bites
But I like competition (Miss Ostrovsky, "Schematic")
In these lights
Can you feel our pain? (Somebody spell "Crayon")
Crayon?!
Life is random and unfair
Life is pandemonium
That's the reason we despair
Life is pandemonium (Life is pandemonium)
Life is pandemonium (Life is pandemonium)
"Dinosaur"
I knew that word (I knew that word)
I knew that word
God damn it
It is such a calamity
Where should we begin?
The best spellers
Don't necessarily win (Life is pandemonium)
They don't win
They don't win
They don't win (No, they don't)
Life is random and unfair
Life is pandemonium
Life is pandemonium
Life is pandemonium
Life is pandemonium (Yes, it is)
Life is pandemonium
Life is pandemonium
Life is pandemonium
Yes, it is
Yeah