GORDON
Yes is a good word
No is a bad word
The preferred word
In any kind of situation
Is yes I can
Oh, yes I'd like to do that
Yes the world's increasingly absurd
Yes, yes
Yes is a good word
Yes, yes
Yes is a very special word
MR. BUNGEE
Yes I will do that
Yes I will go there
Yes I will live a good and a true life
Yes I'll survive
Whatever you throw at me
Yes the world is grand
When there's a moment
Grab it and shake it
Take it in your hand
Yes I will
Yes I can
Yes I might!
Yes I will put up an honest fight
OTHERS
Yes I'll be fearless
MR. BUNGEE
Yes I'll be fearless
OTHERS
Yes, I'll be honest
MR. BUNGEE
Yes, I'll be honest
OTHERS
Yes, I will live my life with emotion
MR. BUNGEE
Live with emotion
OTHERS
Yes, I'll have courage, chance, and devotion
ALL (Gordon is out of the picture now)
Yes, I will survive
MR. BUNGEE
Yes is the word that opens the door
To being most alive
ALL
Yes!
MR. BUNGEE
There's joy
ALL
Yes!
MR. BUNGEE
There's love
ALL
Yes!
MR. BUNGEE
Yes, there's zing!
OTHERS
Yes...
MR. BUNGEE
Yes, I absolutely have to sing
ALL
Yes, yes, yes
MR. BUNGEE
Is a good word
OTHERS
Yes, yes, yes
ALL
Yes, yes
Yes is a very special word
MR. BUNGEE
Except when a stranger says,
"Get into my car."
Say no
OTHERS
No!
MR. BUNGEE
Or when someone says,
"Would you like to lose your virginity?"
Someone with who you have
No affinity
Say no, no
No, no
OTHERS
No, no
No, no!
Yes is a good word
No is a bad word...
ONE GUY
The preferred wor...
MR. BUNGEE (spoken as everyone else is singing)
No, no.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
What is this nonsense about virginity?
It's a goddamn children's show!
I never know what the hell you're writing about (all else is silent) Schwinn.
I want a song! A song, yes.
Yes, I will do my homework. Yes I will work in the garden.
Yes I will go with my grandparents to Israel.
Instead I get this nonsense about somebody
Who loses their virginity to those with whom they have no affinity.
Affinity! It's a goddamn children's show!
Alright, look. I know you're in the hospital. You've got this brain thing.
And you know what? I'm gonna get my son to write the song.
Where's my son?!
Where's my son?!
Where's my son?!