They always yell
Isn't that unfortunate?
When Marvin's here
Everybody's yelling about the bat mitzvah
It's not a wrestling match
Why are they sweating?
It's not a funeral
What's so upsetting?
It's a celebration
Where I get presents
But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
It's a celebration where I get richer
But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
Everybody's ruining it
Why, oh why?
What have I done that they'd ruin my bat mitzvah?
What have I done that they'd ruin my bat mitzvah?
I want the tables round
Musicians with a new sound
Okay, I'll trade
But, please, don't make it pink
Pink?
It must be
I want lobster
Catered kosher
No can do
Pink is my (help me!)
Favorite color
Why?
Rock musicians
String quartet
Are you done?
Not yet!
Ugh!
There's no reason to fight?
It is just a bat mitzvah
Go ahead and invite
Whomever you please
Just stop shrecking and wrecking the night
I am getting irate
Please, stop shrecking
Please, stop shrecking
Please, stop shrecking
Please, stop shrecking
Things are better
Aren't they?
I feel we've grown closer
Maybe we've grown closer
But we still have a party to make
We have a party to make
And it's gonna be swell
It'll be Marvin's triumph
And Trina's
Our kid will excel
And the flowers delight (Thank Trina)
All in all it'll be nonpareil
And the perfect occasion
Round tables
Square tables
Please, don't do this
He's no jerk
It's just that
It took
Please don't do this
Work!
I hate this!
Blame her
It is all a waste
Look at your couch
It is homo-baroque
Don't talk to me about taste
Stop!
I don't want a bat mitzvah
Okay?
I don't want a bat mitzvah!
What do you mean you don't want a bat mitzvah?
What do you mean you don't want a bat mitzvah?
How do you think we...?
How do you think we...?
How do you think we feel about that?