I'm her writer man And she's my biggest fan Without her I would not survive She feeds me, comforts me She is my family, We stick together and I thrive She keeps me warm in the winter and dry in the rain My thoughts start to splinter and she keeps me sane There's paper in the printer, I'm feeling no pain Cancel the hearse I'm her writer man Her writer man Her writer man And she's my nurse Yeah! Uh-huh Yeah! You moan and groan and gripe and Say she's not my type But I do not think you understand No we might not make sense to you And she's a hair intense, that's true But when she's got me by the hand I write a mile a minute, I don't fall behind Her Liberace records providing my mind Some mad inspiration so raw, unrefined Don't have to coerce I'm her writer man Her writer man Her writer man And she's my nurse Ow! Uh-huh Ow! And as my work is taking shape I know that there is no escape But she's not the one who keeps me here No, I am the one who wants her near She's just a nurse I use I could leave her if I'd choose Mmmhm That's right Mmmhm Not like I wanna quit I just pull away a bit She does not like that very much I say Thanks for all you gave but I am not your slave So please release me from your clutch And then she burns me and beats me and ties me to bed And ruins my work and ruins my head She held me so tightly I broke and I bled It only gets worse Cuz I'm her writer man Who she won't give up her writer man God, she loves her writer man And I need my nurse She loves me, She hates me, She- Whack! Whack! We get to the end and we Go Back Again and again and oh, this is my curse This my nurse One more time-