I met him on a rainy day I was lost and wanderin' around I heard him coming from miles away Cuz his bones make a ruckus when they hit the ground He said: "Hi" that set the pace We talked and talked some more Even though he had no face It didn't matter cuz we had a rapport My best friend's a skeleton He's a really stand-up guy My best friend's a skeleton We'll be friends 'till the day that we die We pick up chicks, we go to bars And we down our shots in a cinch We go to cemeteries to watch the stars And talk about the films of David Lynch We are of a kindred ilk So we very rarely fight I only get grouchy when he steals my milk Or when it gets cold in the graveyard at night Oh, it's so bone-chilling in the graveyard at night All right My best friend's a skeleton And his humor's really dry My best friend's a skeleton We'll be friends 'till the day that we die People think it makes no sense Be we know that it's fine When life gets tough or too intense I know he's got my back And he's got mine And even if there comes a time When my buddy isn't there He'll always be inside of me So I'll never despair My best friend's a skeleton He hugs me when I cry My best friend's a skeleton We'll be friends 'till the day we die My best friend's a skeleton He's a really stand-up guy My best friend's a skeleton And now you the reasons why We'll be friends 'till the day that we die 'Till the day that we shrivel up and die