Man, I envy girls like that And by envy I mean pity Get what they want in three seconds flat With a bashful flash of pretty And everybody's all hypnotized, so hypnotized By the little display And, oh, I'm not surprised, no, not surprised See it every day of my life And I'm playing the whore and the wife And that's fine, hey I don't wanna play the princess anyway I don't wanna play the princess anyway I don't wanna play the princess anyway I will not blend into a crowd I will not play it by the book If I wail and yell and shout real loud It's just so you know where to look Other girls' are all scandalized, all scandalized By the way that I act And, oh, I'm not surprised, so no not surprised That they don't get the fact that for them It's easy to hike up the hem But for me, I gotta be good And please let it be understood That even if I could I wouldn't wanna play the princess, anyway I don't wanna play the princess anyway I don't wanna play the princess anyway Man, I envy girls like that Confidence is not a skill I learned They get what they want cuz they go to bat So what they get is always earned There's no disguise, there's no disguise They just are who they are and, yeah It's no surprise, it's no surprise When they get pretty far playing rough And I kinda wish I was that tough I mean, I'm fine, hey, but I don't wanna play the princess every day I mean, I'd do it as a joke Because I'm sick of ivory towers My voice don't soothe it can only provoke And I'm allergic to flowers Bet she's not allergic to flowers And everybody's all hypnotized, so hypnotized By their killer display And, oh, I'm not surprised, so not surprised See it every day and, oh, I'm hypnotized, so hypnotized That as much I do hate to say I think that it's sorta ok If she wants to be that way Cuz inevitably, you see Someone's got be the princess in the play Someone's got play the princess anyway Someone's got play the princess anyway Someone's got play the princess anyway Someone's got play the princess anyway