I've got a little problem
That's really got me low
I've got a crush on this beautiful boy
But nobody can know
Cuz for a Straight-A,
Lily-white, virginal girl
It's wrong to like that kind of guy
And if we were ever seen together in public
My friends would scream
And my mother would die
And on top of that,
I wanna ask him if he likes me
Or if he thinks I bite
No matter his reply
I'll never take my eye
Off this different kind of Mr. Right
His hair is dirty
And he paints his nails black
He wears dogs tags
And patches on his knapsack
He curses like he's got Tourette's
And he tokes, and smokes clove cigarettes
And I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
But no one can know
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
With a Punk Rocker named Joe
Don't really fit together
We're like Mickey-D's and fine wine
I say to myself Megan,
This will never work out
He's on drugs and you're kick line
But what sets him apart
From the other guys
Is the soul behind his blood shot eyes
And I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
But no one can know
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
With a Punk Rocker named Joe
And I wish I had the courage to talk to him
Or walk with him down the hall
And not worry about what other people say
Cuz I see the way they make fun of him
And he doesn't seem to mind at all
No, Joe don't care if they look or stare
I wish I could be that way
Last night I went to see his band play
His stage name is the pagan
And right before they sang "The Chainsaw of Love"
He whips off his shirt and says:
"This one goes out to Megan!"
And in that instant I saw, I knew
That his nipples were pierced,
But his heart was too
And he's in love, he's in love, he's in love
And he wants me to know
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
And I think that I'm finally gonna tell him so
So let them call me names
Whatever, let them not support me
As Long as we're together, baby,
I won't care
We'll be just like Kurt and Courtney
Let them look and talk and stare and sneer
I'm gonna shout it for the whole damn world to hear
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
Oh, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
With a Punk Rocker named Joe
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
And now you know