Mothers are special,
Mothers are special
When you're sad
Mothers are special, mothers are special
When you're sad
Mothers are special, mothers are special
So be glad
That mothers are special, mothers are special
When you're sad
Mothers are clever, mothers are clever
When you get made fun of at school
They'll tell you them
Bully's are jealous and stupid
Cuz you're so cool
Mothers are helpful, mothers are helpful
When it's time to go to prom
They'll give you a condom and a shot of Binaca
And say: "You're The Bomb"
And when you write a stupid song about 'em
That you perform in front of lots of people
They will not censor any word or phrase
And when the song tanks,
They'll still offer praise
Because
Mothers are liars, wonderful liars
When your career is up in smoke
They'll tell you you're funny,
Even when they don't even get the joke
Mothers are wizards, generous wizards
When you don't have money
To go to the doctor
To clear up that problem
You got from your girlfriend
When you did that thing
That you're never gonna do again
And when you write a stupid song about 'em
That you perform in front of lots of people
They'll maybe disapprove
A little and grit their teeth
But they will understand what's underneath
Because mothers are brilliant,
Hopelessly brilliant
Every day
'Cuz they you love you so much
That they will tolerate all the silly crap you say
Mothers are patient, endlessly patient
With their kid
And hopefully mine will know the joy
That it is to have the mom I did
Mothers are special, mothers are special
When you're sad
Mothers are special, mothers are special
When you're sad
Mothers are special, mothers are special
Brand new rhyme
Mothers are special, mothers are special
All The Time
Mothers are special, so friggin special
All The Time