It's hard to be a Velociraptor
Cruising at the single's bar
With a monstrous jaw, and a frightening claw
You don't get too far
I see a fella making eyes and making moves
To snuggle up to me
I go to kiss but instead,
I miss and bite off his head
Accidentally
And it always seems like I'm out of place
Like everybody screams
When they see my face
Is there somewhere I could go
Where I would feel more apropos
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how it's s'pposed to be?
Where is the somewhere for me?
It's hard to be a Velociraptor
Walking through Midtown West
All the washboard abs and the crowded cabs
Leave me equally stressed
I try my best at the latest fashions
But my issues still feel unresolved
I guess a neon skirt can really disconcert
When there's a tail involved
And there's a tail involved
My awkwardness is so distinct
I feel so over and extinct
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how it's s'pposed to be?
Where is the somewhere for me?
(Speak in native tongue.)
I wander uptown and head inside
The big Museum door
There's a Squid and a Whale, there's a Viking sail
There's a dinosaur
I stare at the skulls of my ancestors
And wonder why I'm still alive
Did I fall through the crack, or was I placed on this track
Cuz I know how to survive
Cemeteries never do provide
The answers to the questions of inside
I motivate my ghastly feet
'Till it's back out on the street
Where the species intertwine
I keep on looking out for mine
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
I cry?
Velociraptor, am I
Velociraptor, am I
Velociraptor, I try
To fulfill my destiny
Where is the somewhere for me?
For me?
Where is the somewhere?
There's got to be somewhere
Please say that there's somewhere
Where is the somewhere for me?
Velociraptor, am I