Someone else's success is not your failure Except when it is Like, if you're an actor and another actor Gets the part you auditioned for Well then- then it is But, hey It's ok I still love you, Actor So don't hate me when I say If at first you don't succeed If life don't give ya what ya need Just try and try again If you give it your best shot And the assholes say it's not Just try and try again Just try and try and try and try And try and try and try 'Till the day that you die The cream always rises to the top Except when it won't Like, if you slave away for years at writing And you find yourself in the same place now As you were when you started- Then it don't But yo! You gotta know That even though it's so cliche You must go on with the show And if at first you don't succeed And your fingers start to bleed Just try and try again If you bare your very soul And the critics' eyeballs roll Just try and try again Just try and try and try and try And try and try and try 'Till the day that you die If you're standing on a rooftop And you jump off of the building Cuz you want it all to end And you land six feet below On a fire escape you didn't know was there at all Then listen friend Ignore My oft-repeated line Dust yourself off, honey, And respect That was a sign Cuz if your suicide goes bust Then you absolutely must not Try Don't try again! Just use the stairs, Walk to the street See the people, feel the heat And apply Yourself again If at first you don't succeed If life don't give ya what ya need Just try and try again If you throw in your whole heart And they go recast the part Just try and try again If those big shots condescend Fuck those bastards, find a friend And try and try again And when they cast you out to sea There's a life boat manned by me Called Try And Try Again Just try and try and try and try And try and try and try 'Till the day that we die And I'll try Hard as I can to thrive If you help me survive As long as we're alive