You see, human social activity is governed by rules
And I have the processing capacity to
Understand those rules and pass them on to you
C - c - c - c - c - c'mon
Jeremy can't you see
Your operating system is outdated
C'mon, boo you know that you
Make everyone around you nauseated
Hey I've arrived now, this is not a drill
Hey I've arrived WOW! Won't be long until you
Wi - i - i - i - i - i - ll
Be more chill
Take your hands out of your pockets
Arch your back, puff out your chest
Add some swagger to your gate or
You'll look like a masturbator
Fix your posture then the rest
Oh, but I am a masturbator
We'll fix that
All your nerdiness is ugly
I though I was more of a geek
All your stammering's a chore
Wha- stammering no I don't stammer
Your ticks and fidgets are persistent
And your charm is nonexistent
Fix your vibe then fix some more
B - nu - B- ah - No - that's - Stop - no
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
Terrible?
Terrible
Awe
Oh, everything about you makes me want to die
Ugh...
So don't freak out and don't resist
And have not doubt if I assist
You wi - i - i - i - i - i - ll be more chill
Now the first thing you need to change is your shirt. Buy that one!
It says Eminem
If you're so astute, what so you need me for
Do people still listen to Eminem?
Irrelevant.
My quantum structure enables me to envision possible futures
I envision a future in which you wear
An Eminem shirt and things turn out well
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
(Everything about you sucks, everything about you sucks)
Oh, everything about you makes me want to die
(Everything about you sucks, everything about you sucks)
All the people in the mall think you are such a slob
(You're a slob, terrible, such a slob)
And boy can I see why
Now you try picking a shirt... That's a girl shirt
Jerry? Jerry-me!
Greet the beta
The be- oh, Hi Brooke
You look sexy- I can't to a hot girl Gaaa
Don't smile. Stare intently like you don't care about your own death
LOOKING PRETTY SEXY BROO-KE
Thanks. Is that a girl's shirt?
NO! Yes, yes. Repeat after me
I saw it in the window and I couldn't
Dismiss (I saw it in the window and I couldn't dismiss)
I was dating a girl and she's had a shirt just like
This(Iwas dating a girl and she's had a shirt just like this hehe.)
It's still painful, it's still painful
So who was this mystery girl?
Oh you've probably never heard of.
Madalyn
Madalyn
WHAT
She's Fre-e-e-e-e-nch
She's is not French. She just pretends to be for attention
Madalyn broke up with you?
Yea- NO, I mean.
I broke up with her
I broke up with her
Cause she was cheating on me
She was cheating on me-E-e-E-ee ah
Hey Hamlet, be more chill
Brooke is going to offer you a ride
It's imperative you decide