O-M-G Chlo, answer me
Woah, wait until I tell you what I heard!
It's too fucked to type, this shit is ripe
Call back
I'll yell you every word
Jenna Rolen calling
Ugh, Jenna Rolen calling
Jenna Rolen calling
Hey
Oh my God, Oh my God, okay so
At the end of last night's party
Very end of last night's party
Did you see Rich?
Oh, I saw Rich
So he's behaving hazy like a tweakin' junkie
Flailing crazy like a freakin' monkey
He's gotta learn to handle his high
Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy
Right, but, he wasn't drunk
The hell you say, Jenna?
Yo, he wasn't drunk!
The hell you say, Jenna?
No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
That Rich had barely touched a drop
Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol
It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all
But do you want me to tell you?
Spit it out!
Spit it out!
You really want me to tell you?
Spit it out
Spit it out
I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend!
No I'm not
Yeah, I know
But here's what happened at the party's end
Rich set a fire and he burned down Jake's house
Woah!
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
Ohh, I thought I was dreamin'
Everybody was screamin'
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
O-M-G Brooke, answer me
Look, wait until I tell you what I saw!
Ignore
And also, space, and frowny face
I'm sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party
But it was totally his fault
And let's not let boys ever come between us ever again, okay?
Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw
Hey
We cool?
We are
Okay, so!
At the end of last night's party
Did you see Rich?
No, I was crying
So he's behaving weird, and I was frightened
'Cause I feared his state was heightened
He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy
Mhmm
He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot
He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy
Right, but, he wasn't high!
So you can't blame the things he did on pot
It's just so awful, so I'll talk about it a lot
Rich set a fire and he burned down Jakes house!
Woah
I thought I was dreamin'
Everybody was screamin'!
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
Hey, everybody!
Have you heard?
Rich set a fire, now go spread the word!
Sending a text (Text!)
Sending a tweet (Tweet!)
Sending a text (Text!)
Tweet (Tweet!)
Release the information, step, and repeat!
I'll spread the word! (Woooord!)
That Rich is flecked (Flecked?)
No, I meant fucked (Oh)
Did I say 'flecked'? (Yeah)
Sorry guys, that's just my auto-correct
(Always be aware of auto-correct!)
R-I-C-H
Can't you see?
Just how much I care about your tragedy
Changed my profile pic to you
Now I fully understand what you're going through
R-I-C-H
It's a drag
I read, she read, they read you're in a body bag
R-I-C-H
Can't you see?
Just how much I love your tragedy
Hi! (Hi! Hi! Hi!)
Yo! (Yo! Yo! Yo!)
Sup! (Sup! Sup! Sup!)
FIRE!
Hey! (Ha!)
Talk it, text it, pass it, talk it!
Trauma!
Drama!
Ready? Okay
Here we go!
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
Woah (Ahhh!)
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
It was so terribly gory
I got the whole bloody story
Yeah, I wasn't quite there
But I know what happened I swear!
When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down
When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town
When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay
When Rich set a fire 'cause he knew he was gay
When Rich set a fire and he melted his head
When Rich set a fire and he's totally dead
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
Burned it down!
Woah
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Did ya hear? Did ya hear?
Burned it down!
Woah
Did ya hear? Did ya hear? (He's burning down, he's burning down, he's burning down)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (Woah!)
Burned it down!
Woah (Burned it down!)
Did ya hear? Did ya hear?
That Rich set a fire and he burned down the-
Rich set a fire and he burned down the-
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
He told me 'cause he's my best friend!
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!
Send!
End!