Can't do it like I do it Cause I'm the master MC This is a man's game Why don't you step off of me And I intend to win this battle So you best prepare your armor And I know you come from Texas, but That just makes you A little bit of a farmer I'm gonna diss you if I like Even if you are my lovely wife Cause I'm Max, who are you? You're not gonna get through this unscathed Through this, too late, you won't get through this battle I'm sure your response will be awful (Sherri) Maxim, without me you'd be on the streets Looking for some hamburgers, or some falafel to eat Go take a pill and sing about your ex How many did you have? While I mop up your ever-present mess You know your voice ain't one to brag about Your skills leave much to doubt So get out of my way I love you, but your verse was too late