I never learned a thing at school Teachers taught, teachers rule And I didn't read no stupid books Teacher's pet, teacher's fool The skyline was a beautiful bright light As the flames grew up to the moon No algebra or history tonight And the teachers could all retire 'Cause I set the whole school on fire I glued the teacher to a seat Classroom clown, classroom cheat And I pushed the girls into the mud Classroom dunce, classroom freak The skyline was a beautiful bright light As the flames grew up to the moon No algebra or history tonight And the teachers could all retire 'Cause I set the whole school on fire The skyline was a beautiful bright light As the flames grew up to the moon No algebra or history tonight And the teachers could all retire 'Cause I set the whole school on fire Yes, I set the whole school on fire