My Love and I Went for a swim In the sea And then a storm came And shook the water And I fell behind her Then I could not find her My love is dead, but I am alive Her heart is cold, but I have survived I don't wanna be the one to be missed I just wanna be the one to be kissed I don't wanna be the one to be missed I just wanna be the one to be kissed All my friends say I'm a cold uncaring man They didn't live with her so they don't understand My love is dead, but I am unscathed Her body is stiff, but I have been saved I don't wanna be the one to be missed I just wanna be the one to be kissed I don't wanna be the one to be missed I just wanna be the one to be kissed All my friends say I'm a cold uncaring man They didn't live with her so they don't understand I Wonder why I am here And she is gone I don't really miss her Though I have nothing against her I don't think that much about her I guess I'm fine without her Ooh, bye-bye