Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
Wearing nothing but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Well, that's just not practical
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Ah, that sounds terrific!
How about you kids?
I would like a pair of skates
Then I'd go out skating
But I really don't know how to skate, haha!
I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink
Oh, and that reminds me twelve kegs of beer!
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
Santa's got his work cut out for him
Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet!
I wanna tour the Spanish coast
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Wait, what?
Forget it, keep going
Jennifer Garner in my bed
Softer voices in my head
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Yellow Cake uraniun
Never mind the reason
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball!
Ahehehe!
Doesn't seem like too much stuff?
Poo on you, it's not enough!
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here!
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
I'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive
Oh, get off your soap box, Brian, it's Christmas!
And Christmas is about getting, everyone in town knows that!
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me til' I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Ooh, giggity
Platinum plated silverware
Just one day when kids don't stare
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport
I will go to court and sue your ass!
Happy Holidays!
Woundn't I love a tinkertoy?
And a little drummer boy
He can even tap his drum on my rear
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
I want a golden mustache comb
And some spermicidal foam
That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
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I want a brand-new pitching wedge
I would like more lemon pledge
That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey
I just want some colored Easter eggs!
I want a Blu-Ray of The Wiz
We don't know what Christmas is!
We have something else called Gishgemfloofneer!
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!