Everybody's saying we're naughty
It's getting really hard to take
So we've come to let the whole world know
There must've been a mistake
So Santa and his elves can hear us
We hope we've been clear and concise
In the versus vice versus us
Vice versus us versus vice
Danville is very nice
Santa please check your list more than twice
Guaranteed, Danville is very nice
Santa please check your list more than twice
Can't you see, Danville is very nice
Santa please check your list more than twice
You're bound to see, Danville is very nice