On the first day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
A jet powered rocket ski
On the second day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
Two busted brothers and a jet powered rocket ski
On the third day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
A sash full of patches, two busted brothers
And a jet powered rocket ski
On the fourth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
A silver guitar, a sash full of patches
Two busted brothers, and jet powered rocket ski
On the fifth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
The entire tri-state area!
A silver guitar, a sash full of patches
Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski
On the sixth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
A kiss from a girl, the entire tri-state area!
(Or at least a large portion of it)
(I, I don't wanna get too greedy)
A silver guitar, a sash full of patches
Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski
On the seventh day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
More nerds to bully, a kiss from a girl
The entire tri-state-
(You know what? How about just two of the three states?)
(That's fair, right? Deal?)
A silver guitar, a sash full of patches
Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski
On the eight day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
Promotion to colonel, more nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl, one single state!
(I feel like I was overreaching before)
(Just, just one state area will be fine)
(Go on with the song)
A silver guitar, a sash full of patches
Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski
On the ninth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
Krr, promotion to colonel
More nerds to bully, a kiss from a girl
Five golden rings!
(You know, I had to sing it that way at least once)
(It's tradition, and I'm traditional)
A silver guitar, a sash full of patches
Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski
On the tenth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
A job that pays me money, krr
Promotion to colonel, more nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
(Yeah, actually, promotion to colonel sounds pretty sweet)
(Is it, is it too late to change mine?)
A silver guitar, a sash full of patches
Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski
On the eleventh day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
My own set of wheels, a job that pays me money
Krr, promotion to colonel
More nerds to bully, a kiss from a girl
(You know, this is way too much pressure)
(Being put on the spot for one thing that I want)
(From this mythic all-powerful gift giver)
(Who only comes once a year, it's insane!)
A silver guitar, a sash full of patches
Two busted brothers, and a jet powered rocket ski
On the twelfth day of Christmas, please Santa, give to me
One line of dialogue, my own set of wheels
A job that pays me money, krr
Promotion to colonel, more nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
(How about just some almond brittle?)
(It's a realistic request, right?)
A silver guitar, a sash full of patches
(Ah forget it)
And a jet powered rocket ski
(Inator!)