Metaphorically speaking I'm still peaking
From the acid I took 30 years ago.
An alphabet carnivore I devoured it whole.
Put my focus on the details cause that's where the devil is.
A master with the pen, every word uttered is Zen.
With X-ray vision, I'm holy apparition
And you'll be having a seizure when my presence is felt
Syllabic acrobat. Doing stunts blindfolded, without a hard hat.
Reminiscing about nostalgia
Forgot my memories so I'm even angrier now.
Survived a pandemic even though
What I spit is sick. Broke as fuck but my penmanship's rich.
I wrote this on a paper napkin. Drunken poetry.
That's my niche.
I'm holding 44 years of bad grudges
So when I open my mouth I don't hold back any punches.
If you want to know how I do it, it's simple
I focus my entire life's failures into one beat
Like high school gossip I fill you up with all deets
Lay you horizontally but never kiss you on the lips.
My words are ammo, I reload my clips.
I squeeze this trigger like I'm licking clits
While you suck on yours like you're blowing dicks.
Reinvent myself with every track
Blast my guitar in your ear until it feeds-back.
This here is a highjack
I'm coming back for all you whack
MC's who think you can spit it like I.
If you think you can, dog you're tripping,
Like Lucy in the sky.
Hallucinations from a distorted ego you've got.
The Hermitt just served you an onslaught.
So listen up. The curtains are up.
This is not a dream but you need to wake the fuck up.
I'm contagious and audacious
And my patience has run low
I'm taking over your speakers
And your headphones I'll corrupt.
I put my beats on pause for over 14 years.
I needed time to jerk off but you all hit my triggers
So like a landmine watch me blow the fuck up.
Dismembered myself just so I can rebuild
My image from the ground up.
This instagram addiction is rotting all our souls
Worse than smoking crack, filling our head with holes.
But shit, I'm a part of it too.
I like to post pictures of my prick
So I can read the comments
When I am down and blue.
I told you through and through.
I don't even like to rap, I only do it cause I need a place
To deposit all my anger into.
And shit, I happen to rhyme by luck
This is just my diary, so unless you want to get hit,
Bitch you better duck.
I'll throw this entire verse
And aim right for your skull
Strip you down in the middle of winter
And submerge your head in the pool.
I'm hazardous for your health
My venom destroys MC's with stealth
Infinity gauntlet I have got
Tear Thanos' asshole with one nod
And I just got started. This ain't even the plot.
Demolish everything in my way, a juggernaut
Trampled over the crowd with the wrath I brought
Whack rappers I swallow the whole lot
Then spit out your clothes like a gum wrapper.
My appetite is so ferocious there's no settling.
The only way I get off now is if I'm jerking off
While shooting up Ritalin.
I'd spare you but my attention span lacks discipline
Plus it's the only way I can get myself to grin again.
My sense of humor has turned dark
Ever since my life started falling apart.
Now, I joke about death like it's your fault.
So sinister not even a pope or minister
Can exorcise this demon out
Not even with holy water and bath salts.
So listen up. The curtains are up.
This is not a dream but you need to wake the fuck up.
I'm contagious and audacious
And my patience has run low
I'm taking over your speakers
And your headphones I'll corrupt.