I'm hyper allergic to most things
I hate lies
I get nose bleeds a lot
With matching pair of black eyes
Mostly from hitting myself
Cause I don't like to be surprised
I suppose one day I'll realize
I'm my own demise
I'm just not like other rappers
I don't even like expensive cars
Don't care about the fame
Don't even want the cash
I just need about 5 bucks cause my Honda's out of gas.
And I'm not going far
Plus I keep breaking out in hives
I rap cause I'm angry and this is the only way to make time pass
I wear binoculars and often use the force
To get my seltzer water out of the fridge
And pour myself a doze
I'm just a broken reject
Without a proper home
My son thinks I'm abnormal
Like I'm missing chromosomes
Also suffer from these mood swings
Cause of these raging hormones
So when you pass me on the street
It's best I go ignored
Or I'll be forced back into hiding
Before I hang myself with a microphone chord
Never repeat myself
I only say shit once.
Now if you didn't hear me
You'll have to hit rewind
I melt these bars down
Without a compromise
I'm like magneto
Crushing X-Men I antagonize
I hit you with the crudeness
This is barley just my mic check
I build beats with ease
I might as well be aztec
Never play with a full deck
I only use the joker card
My style is so psychotic
I'm a legend in my own mind
I take prescription drugs
To balance out my thoughts
But my imaginary friend started to fade
So now I mix the Percocet with wine
I broke my spinal chord to get
My back aligned
Now my chakra's are in place I think
But I got a sty in my third eye
I can't seem to avoid disaster
I've got the devil on my roster
My number one advocate to get me out of trouble
Don't tell the reaper, I would hate to burst his bubble.
I was really tight with him
But he didn't like to cuddle
Hence, I had to ghost him from all my socials
I've got no morals so it wasn't hard to do
I keep seeing his face around but I'm sure it's just deja vu
Or maybe it's a side effect from sniffing all this glue?
I know its not my guilty conscience
I murdered him a long time ago without batting an eyelash
I got hungry after the crime, then I went and ordered door dash
12 bucks later I woke up by the trash
I had a gash on my forehead
Maybe I'm just braindead and imagined the whole thing?
I looked out the window to confirm and noticed it was spring
Wait, I'm pretty sure it was mid-winter
I picked up the phone and dialed up my sister
She said "Hey what the fuck is wrong with you?
You sound so sinister
Maybe you should call mom and get your medicine administered"
I hit you with the crudeness
This is barley just my mic check
I build beats with ease
I might as well be aztec
Never play with a full deck
I only use the joker card
My style is so psychotic
I'm a legend in my own mind