To my one and only If things had gone right I would get you a trophy I'd listen so closely But this ain't that story Cant stand your expectations Cant take these conversations You know just what I said so please explain to me why you Act like you know my pain, pretend that you feel the same Please listen to me when I say My oh my please don't waste your time oh My oh my you're no friend of mine oh Why oh why can't I sleep at night I wish you knew what my life was like My oh my please don't waste your time oh My oh my you're no friend of mine oh Why oh why can't I sleep at night I wish you knew what my life was like One day (You'll see) The joke in which you call a personality (Oh please) Is nothing but a fucking lack of quality Don't try to talk to me anymore My oh my please don't waste your time oh My oh my you're no friend of mine oh Why oh why can't I sleep at night I wish you knew what my life was like To my one and only Where did you go wrong I tried to be strong but I was just so lonely This is that story My oh my please don't waste my time oh My oh my you're just so damn dry Why oh why can't I sleep at night I wish you knew what my life was like