Hi Holster!
What are we playing today?
Hi Sweettooth!
We can try to go down to the bottom of the mines today
Or something like that
Single player sucks
Playing with myself is a bore
I want to level up
Will you help me to explore?
Two-player games
Every level, every stage
Be my split screen
We'll fight these battles as a team
Take my last heart
To revive you when you're blown apart
Give me your cheat codes
Show me what your fingers know
Two-player games
Every level, evеry stage
Be my split screen
We'll fight thеse battles as a team
Take my last heart
To revive you when you're blown apart
Give me your cheat codes
Show me what your fingers know
Plug your control in I'm ready
My console has a slot for you
My mushroom heart is growing steady
Will you be my player 2?
Push your stick, use your machete
Show the boss what you can do
Your mushroom heart is growing steady
I choose you, my player 2
Holster, where are you?
You've been playing with yourself all day
Sweettooth, over here
I've been looking for this emulet for you
Aaaah it's beautiful!
I've collected things
Like diamonds and mushrooms
But there's no loot I've found
Could ever compare to you
Two-player games
Every level, every stage
Be my split screen
We'll fight these battles as a team
Take my last heart
To revive you when you're blown apart
Give me your cheat codes
Show me what your fingers know
Two-player games
Every level, every stage
Be my split screen
We'll fight these battles as a team
Take my last heart
To revive you when you're blown apart
Give me your cheat codes
Show me what your fingers know
Plug your control in I'm ready
My console has a slot for you
My mushroom heart is growing steady
Will you be my player 2?
Push your stick, use your machete
Show the boss what you can do
Your mushroom heart is growing steady
I choose you, my player 2