Teach me how to drive a straight plough line dad Strong cuppa tea and clean an old chop bone down Hang a fat lamb full of mali from the bullar tree Kids stretching guts blue dog shining from the feast Teach me how to drive and keep it on the track Bloody good crop we better stitch another wheat bag And bring a fist down on the table coz somethings not right And if you put your hand in and tug a snake out your gonna get a bite And if I live all my life I'll never know all you know And when it comes my time Take care of my diamond Build a raft float her down the river in a big old dry Oh it'll take your mind off the red dust weighing on your mind Kid n' cousins running scared and chasing roos hanging on Toffee wipe on a slide mounting til the billabong Prop it up twitch a wire teach me how a motor fires And teach me how to cry when a useless dog dies Say woman with almighty love put her on a pedestal Oh, oh teach me how to pray for rain just a little spiritual And if I live all my life I'll never know all you know And when it comes my time Take care of my diamond Oh, oh Take care of my diamond Oh, oh Teach me how to plough dad nice and straight Saw a cattle mark glands and then we all say grace Teach me how to kick a footy straight and long How to hear the music the melody the day your song And if I live all my life I'll never know all you know And when it comes my time And if I live all my life I'll never know all you know And when it comes my time Take care of my diamond Oh, oh Take care of my diamond Oh, oh Oh, oh Take care of my diamond Oh, oh