You're smart so take off your clothes now You'll change the world through the summer These prostitutes they sold their souls GO! Relax, just handle the cash flow You're good to go through the summer Sure I confess I took a bunch of bitter pills HA! But now they're off for a hand job Their introduction's a lame one The client's standard's pretty low And my friends stole a tank Since we've got license to show We're gonna' pull down our pants And take a piss down your throat Oh no, We have to fall Back into the line Create an illusion To fool you We know it's crap That's why we want to forget Enjoy the show. No, enjoy our show! Let's have a fancy dinner I am an awful sinner Of course, I put the tab on you So much for glamorama The Johns still pay your rent but You need to hook up with a lie And my friends stole a tank Since we've got license to show We're gonna' pull down our pants And take a piss down your throat If we stay here In the back room Where they threw out all the lights Confirm that we can take you out! We sure meant to take you out!