I remember one time, we were on a journey We were heading for the seaside for the day We were nearly half way there and we were having fun Just driving down the road with the radio on When dad pulled over 'cause he felt unwell He felt unwell on account of the smell Then everybody else said they could smell it as well And mum said, "What could it be?" So I pointed to the passenger next to me And said the baby's done a poo, the baby's done a poo It's not a big surprise 'cause that's what babies do But this was not just your regular pebbly one Oh no, something really bad just came out of his bum ♪ There was another time when, I think it was Christmas And all the family came 'round for a party one day And we all sang some songs and we ate some food Everyone was getting in the festive mood Until Uncle John said he felt unwell He felt unwell on account of the smell Then everybody else said they could smell it as well And they all said, "What could it be?" So I pointed to the baby on my uncle's knee And do you know what I said? I said the baby's done a poo, the baby's done a poo It's not a big surprise 'cause that's what babies do But this was not just your regular pebbly one Oh no, something really bad just came out of his bum And mum looked at dad and dad looked at mum Dad said, "Don't look at me because I changed the last one" And they talked about it way too long And the smell got really strong And it got so strong I could hardly breathe I said somebody change that baby please Because the baby's done a poo, the baby's done a poo And I wouldn't go near him if I were you 'Cause it's not just your regular pebbly one Oh no, something really bad just came out of his bum Oh yes, the baby's done a poo, the baby's done a poo It's not a big surprise 'cause that's what babies do But this was not just your regular pebbly one No, something really bad, really, really bad I mean really, really bad just came out of his bum