Yeah, I'll tell you the story about my phone,
'Cuz I lost it and,
It ain't at home,
Yeah, that's why
The first thing I do is to clean the car
But I don't get far it's a big bazaar
So I get my weld-machine
And I take it apart which is no big thing
But I can't find my phone even though my car
Lies here in front of me in parts,
I got to admit that I'm stuck
What?
I got to admit that I'm stuck
Oh!
Come on everybody I know that you know
That I have to face the fact that my phone is
Irrevocably lost and I must admit
I'm gonna bite the dust if I don't find it
Because
I'm not able to cope with such a big loss
That's why first of all I'm gonna
Kick up a fuss to find my phone
Then I bring it home I settle down and I rest my bones.
But it's been a couple of days now,
It's been a couple of days now
Even though I've been crawling on my elbows, on my knees
- I don't succeed
I lost my phone
La-la la la-la la la-la-la
Did someone see it, or find it? No
I lost my phone
La-la la la-la la la-la-la
Did someone see it or find it?
So I go to check in my backyard,
Because Vansy told me it might be smart
To start in the garden
Where I've been spending hours to grow
Beautiful flowers and tomatoes so I...
I cut it all down to the ground,
Even though peas and beans abound.
Down to the bone, no mercy at all
As I mow the lawn, come on,
I can't believe it's gone,
Gone for good I can't find it,
Gone for good would you mind if
I dug up the whole neighbourhood to find it?
Gone for good I can't stand it!
Gone for good?
I can't believe it's gone for good.
But it's been a couple of days now,
It's been
A couple of days now
Even though I've been crawling on my elbows, on my knees
– I don't succeed
I lost my phone
La-la la la-la la la-la-la
Did someone see it, or find it?
I lost my phone
La-la la la-la la la-la-la
Did someone see it, or find it?
I lost my phone
La-la la la-la la la-la-la
Don't text me, don't text me
I lost my phone
La-la la la-la la la-la-la
Because if you text me, you won't reach me!