Holes must be so very nice Holes for smiling, breaks the ice Holes for laughing, holes for tears Holes for milk and holes for ears Holes are where the food does pass The other end comes out gas Holes are dandy and that's the scoop Holes for hearing and holes for poop When you have no holes like me It's hard to do things easily Like sneeze or wink or blow a kiss Or let one rip or take a p-p-peanut and just throw it in the air and catch it in your mouth Holes are my friends bring dignity You can pick your nose or sip some tea And when it's time for bedy-bye You close your holes and shut your eyes