The joke's on me and it ain't funny Everybody but me could see the punchline coming a mile away I've heard it so many times I can tell it to the T Believe me I could sell it all day It goes A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink Sees a girl that catches his eye Asks her if she wants another They fall for each other and end up lovers They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while Then one night, her taillights fade out into the dark And a guy walks into a bar I'd laugh too if my heart would let me Keeping it light will probably help to get me over you I'm walking, talking, drinking proof A cliché in a corner booth Ain't nothing new A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink Sees a girl that catches his eye Asks her if she wants another They fall for each other and end up lovers They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark And a guy walks into a bar ♪ A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink Sees a girl that catches his eye Asks her if she wants another They fall for each other and end up lovers They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while Then one night, her taillights fade out into the dark And a guy walks into a bar A guy walks into a bar A guy walks into a bar