You're drivin' back home down 246
You almost hit a deer, and you end up in a ditch
You can't pull forward, and you can't back out
Sittin' there thinkin' what you gonna do now
You'd be a little nervous if the cops showed up
'Cause you drank a little, maybe just a little too much
Waitin' on a tow truck takes too long
It's two in the morning, who you gonna call?
Friends, damn good friends
Seven minutes later, they're pullin' you out
You know the ones I'm talkin' about
Friends, damn good friends
You can count 'em all on one of your hands
You got a hundred buddies, a couple of damn good friends
So you all were shootin' pool on a Saturday night
This little brunette keeps givin' you the eye
So you buy her a drink, before too long
You're out on the floor in the middle of a song
About that time, her ex shows up
He's starin' you down, gettin' all bowed up
He's a big ol' jacked-up SOB
That's alright, he's about to meet your
Friends, damn good friends
A few seconds later, he's startin' to see
It ain't one-on-one, it's one-on-three
Friends, damn good friends
They do it for you 'cause you'd do it for them
You got a hundred buddies, but a couple of damn good friends
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They're there even when you don't see 'em as much
'Cause you moved away or you fell in love
But they're wearin' a tux when you're sayin' your vows
And if you crash and burn, you can crash on their couch
Friends, damn good friends
They love you like a brother, there ain't no doubt
You know the ones I'm talkin' about
Friends, damn good friends
You can count 'em all on one of your hands
You got a hundred buddies and a couple of damn good friends
Oh, damn good friends