Let me tell you about Petah Tikva
Such a city everybody loves it
Lots of fun, lots of art, lots of culture
That's Petah Tikva
With a "P"
Where you are, this is not Petah Tikva
Such a city nobody knows it
Not a fun, not an art, not a culture
This is Bet Hatikvah
With a "B"
Like in boring
Like in barren
Like in bullshit
Like in bland
Like in basically bleak and beige
And blah, blah, blah
Stink a pin in a map of the desert
Build a road to the middle of the desert
Put cement on the spot in the desert
That's Bet Hatikvah
Welcome to nowhere
Behold, where there was once only desert
Is the town of Bet Hatikvah
See, apartments
Gaze upon my cafe
While you're here be sure to go back and forth
Between my cafe and the apartments
So much to explore!
Pick a sandhill of your choosing
Take some bricks that no one's using
Build some buildings
Put some jews in
Then blah, blah, blah
(Bet Hatikvah!)
Here you are in renowned Bet Hatikvah
Go ahead look around Bet Hatikvah
Lucky you, you have found Bet Hatikvah
Welcome to nowhere
With a "B"
Welcome to nowhere