Years ago I wanted a pet I begged my mom and what did I get? It's lying on the stairs and you know what The cat stares at me as it licks it butt I wanted a hamster I wanted a dog I would have rather had a frog or a pollywog Or a toad who rode on a log Why oh why can't I have a dog We got a cat When I walk up the stairs it blocks the way When I try to sneak past I always pray If I'm lucky it will miss Run for your life when you hear it hiss! I had a friend his name was Greg One day his cat tried to eat his leg On his right side he walks with a peg It scratched his eye now it looks like an egg He saw an eyepatch and had to buy it Now poor Greg looks like a pirate He had a cat too poor Greg He had a cat Your always trying to bite me! Please don't scratch me I'm cat toes intolerant