I'm tired of doing mostly what I want to do Freedom is boring me I'd rather live like you Like a job I work at everyday to feed a family I hate anyway Well, I don't hate them but I suspect that they hate me So I'm relating to the neighbors If they're too loud, I'll call the cops I've got a lawyer too And if you fuck with me I'll sue And then I'll call the cops again All you folks – can you relate? Say it out load – I CAN RELATE! One more time – I CAN RELATE! Just like a good neighbour should Or go to football games and hang out with the skins Then get into football fights though I don't even care who wins I'm gonna do what must be done To have some neighbourhood-like fun All I really want is to fit in Cause I'm relating to the neighbours Bought a grill for the balcony And swear by my last breath I'll relate them all to death Then maybe they'll relate to me All you folks – can you relate? Say it out load – I CAN RELATE! One more time – I CAN RELATE! Just like a good neighbour should Relate right now while you stil can! Start a neighbourhood relations band! And don't forget to clean the garbage cans! I'm moving out