"You're just a cocksucking, dimwitted Chubby little fucker" What she said right to my face Before she went off to our mother Just another college kid who doesn't know herself All I really want from her is just to wish me well You'd never waste your time with me It's always about you And every little thing it means It never gets to you Keep on saying that it's not for the attention I hope to God I don't believe in that you'll listen Ay, main character syndrome Ay, main character syndrome Ay, the main character (Who's gonna tell 'em?) And it's never gonna be okay for me All the nights I've spent awake to find relief From everything I never wanted to do to me From everything I never wanted for you to see And I can't shake the thought that you hate me "I'm just a cocksucking, dimwitted Chubby little fucker" What I say just to myself Before she goes off to our mother Just another college kid who doesn't know herself All I really want from her is just to wish me well You'd never waste your time with me It's always about you And every little thing it means It never gets to you Keep on saying that it's not for the attention I hope to God I don't believe in that you'll listen Ay, main character syndrome Ay, main character syndrome Ay, the main character (Who's gonna tell 'em?)