They can call you Bill, or even Billy But you're my sweet William and you drive me silly Oh will-will-will you thrill me to my fingertips William, William, William Yum-yum-yum, I like your tasty lips William, William, William When I'm close to you all I can do is say Willyum, will you, William I will sit with Jim or dance with Henry But it takes my William to really send me Got no hot rod car and he can't bop But when he starts rockin' I yell don't stop