I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
Have you ever been out then you fatted real loud
Had an accident and cracked your trousers
This ain't a fart it smells like flower
This's the fart that slaps your ass like a baby powder
Have you hopped in a car and tried to show off your fart
But you pushed to harder then you pull out a shart
Oh man, I gotta change my trousers
My skid marks looking like some tiger paws
Oh-whee, don't tell me what's that smell?
Got a turtle head poking like lobster tail
Blowing up the toilet let box of shelves
If you fart too hard check your underwear
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
Once upon a time I was on the bus
Ate to many Taccos now I'mma 'bout to burst
Told the bus driver better hurry up
Or I'll have to take a poop in my fountain cup
Ewww, they say I'm so, so sick
Use a mother fucking life you ain't pooped your shit
You didn't do it on purpose ain't no shit like that
I'm talkin' about the ones that rip a hole in your pants
Hope your chicks stated out that if you gats you have to go
'Cause pooping in your pants is not the way to go
If you got Diarrhea mehn you better be careful
One false move and every one is in terror
They all pass out like a oxycontin
'Cause I pooped in my pants and it smells so rotten
Hmm, ah, um ah, mm, mm
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
Let me tell you a story one time
Once upon a time back in the day
I was in elementary school sitting in class
And then I shit my fucking pants, alright
So even when I went to gym, we was doing jumping jacks
And I huh, saw the gym teacher holding her nose
So then when I got home
And it was time to peel my pants off, and I keep remindin' em
They bought me some wranglers, real tight ass pants holder shit, it was tight
So by the time I got home, you know what I'm saying, they peeling my pants off
And I had a shit cast on
It was like a pants make of shit
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants
I think I pooped my pants