(Throw yourself a pity party) (Show up with a shitty sorry) (Might as well invite your friends over here) (This'll be the fake event of the year) Guess it's B-Y-O-B "Bring your own bullshit" Crying at me And I though you pulled the Same red cups in both of your hands Say you're all choked up 'Cause you lost your friends Ahh You've been spreading lies Committing metaphorical crimes And ahh You want me to sympathize? Throw yourself a pity party Show up with a shitty sorry Might as well invite your friends over here This'll be the fake event of the year Penny for a pity party 20 dollar cover story You want me to pop champagne for your tears This'll be the event of the year Ahh, pity party Throw yourself a Ahh, pity party Another weekend, you left me all alone You said you'd be there So unreliable Now you call me a drunk and it's 3.a.m Say you're all fucked up 'Cause you scratch your Benz Ahh You've been spreading lies Committing metaphorical crimes And ahh You want me to sympathize? Throw yourself a pity party Show up with a shitty sorry Might as well invite your friends over here This'll be the fake event of the year Penny for a pity party 20 dollar cover story You want me to pop champagne for your tears This'll be the event of the year Ahh, pity party Throw yourself a Ahh, pity party Throw yourself a pity party Show up with a shitty sorry Might as well invite your friends over here This'll be the fake event of the year