Stripper Magician, a wonderful addition To parties and funerals also police suspicion I think there's something shiny behind your ear I can also make your daughter's virginity disappear Take a look at my magic stick It makes dreams come true with just one lick- Flick Pulling out these scarves like I pull out of your daughter I'm a magic man, a real Harry Potter Bibbidi-Bop and Alakazam When I go to town, I break diaphragms Stripper Magician on a musical mission I may have failed grade school but I still have ambition For my next trick, I'll need a wire-coat hanger This one's for the dads who didn't mean to bang her My magic hat is where I keep my tips Safe from taxation, it's an easy trick I call it tax evasion, plain and simple The US government is the one that I swindle Stripper Magician, making sexual transmissions I may not pay my taxes but at least I have your digits Pick a card, any card And if your friend's in need, I'll make his penis hard Stripper magician, (inaudible)