Ahem!
Grovel, human! Oh, wait, you're not anymore!
Not since your entire bloodline was dropped on your porch!
If your ego gets too big, I'll cut it off at the source
Save the crocodile tears, and end this sob story short
Cuz I'm the fucking president of the United States!
Sleepy Joe over here ain't even qualified to race
Everybody and their mother wants to kidnap the kid napping
Got Moons walking on ya, now you run from Michael fucking Jackson!
Fancy footwork, thinking you're Messi
Kiddo, go fuck off and kick rocks!
Your Demon Art couldn't dent me, my blood boils because I'm pissed off
I'll bite the hand that has fed me and I'll shit wherever I want!
You're one-dimensional just like Denji
You can't think outside of that box!
I got 1000 IQ, you got 1000 knife wounds!
Keep you locked up, no way to bite through!
Had to make sure that it was child-proof!
All of your friends are making big steps
While you're the gum under their shoe
Sleeping tight, but something feels fishy
When are your chums becoming your food?
You must be ready to box, padding and filler galore
I'm packing cheap shots, have Aki deliver to doors
I don't need Tanjiro, I can smell you from a mile away
At least he doesn't have to show me how to style and bathe
I'll wipe the smile and the grime off your entitled face
You're washed up, but to get clean, you'd need a tidal wave
Like Kobeni's license plate, I'll bash your hood in
Pedal to the brake, I smash my foot in
Severed at the crown, still ass I'm whoopin'
Ten toes down and you're the crap I stood in
Makima would pop your cap at the, drop of a hat
You have, been catching strays and, probably the clap
Claim that, you'll kill a pussy, but get, awfully attached
Funny, a catwoman, double crossed by a bat!
You're a bloodsucking leech, You're acting tough but no one trusts
You'd muster up the belief, for standing up to the beasts
When on the cusp of defeat, you'd simply jump ship and leave
Ain't got the guts for this beef, can't even stomach your greens
You think you're the main event
But vain attempts have left you ostracised
You're big and bad? You'd piss your pants if
I went and switched off the lights
Got no shame and dodge the blame, toxic traits, yet so cocky
If you keep on pointing fingers, you'll be left with no body!
Hehehehaha!
I'll roast Inosuke like pork, dice him
Split Zenitsu like forked lightning
Mangle Tanjiro, hang the Hashiras
I'll have the whole entire Corps frightened
I'll win for my priministirial campaign
If your family wasn't axed, they'd be in famine from my tax rates
You're a burden, a weight, so much baggage
You're hurtful to carry, your brother to act as your personal caddy
He's in the fray while you sleep in the day
Make him serve as a lackey!
You never trained hard, never came far
You're alone in a fight and you're getting chopped
You'd be better off if I'm sending you back
To your village looking like a bento box!
Power as a leader? Stop gassing her up like that'd fit her
You're one racist line away from female anime Hitler
Hard to keep my rage contained, I think I've found the outlet
Hit the Griddy one more time
I'll hit the grid and cause a power outage!
I cooked Daki easy, Makima would've charred this bitch
Can't beat her without Pochita, you didn't have the heart for it
You ain't second in command cuz you were Denji's first mate
Won't hold a candle to me, don't you remember his birthday?