I would've liked to get invited to this magical communion
Your indecisiveness, I'll let it slide since gatherings: I ruin them
But why's no one arrived yet 'cept this sappy super-human
My, my, this must be the Maximoff family reunion
Let me re-cap if I can
When Thanos had beaten your
Trashcan to scrap you panicked and abracadabra
Proceeded to magic him back and in tact, but in fact
He was a memory, and temporary assembled
Your Avenger like a cabinet stand
You landed in Agatha's trap had you playing
The Sims with a Halloween pack
Now then, it's strange that this damsel demands
That her made-up children be handed right back
If she thinks there's a chance of that happening
At last then we're both living in a fantasy land
Ask Aurora, I'll leave you in deep sleep, orphan
You wouldn't even beat me if you were here dream walking
She's always outrunning her past living life to the fullest
Unlike your brother, who couldn't outrun a bullet
Oh neat, those powers sure seem sweet
No spindle, so how are you making me sleep?
Out of all the folktale villains hunting children
I mistook this old frail witch for Rumpelstiltskin
Don't say anything about Vis, you got no friends, except mystical imps
Like okay, you had a one night fling
Romeo led Julie on and quickly dipped
He showed face, after years of silence
Whipped out a knife to declare you a flight risk
In a blind rage, found that king-to-be shouting
"You took every wing from me"
Chill it with the killing, Matilda
You sprung to violence to soon
You can still have children, you idiot
You lost your mind, not your womb
Are you tired of being flightless?
Want to spite a baby? Try this!
Introducing Red Bull in your condition, Miss you might like it!
Tell me, how many helpless toddlers
Were staying in that town when you held it hostage?
It amazes me you hate Tony Stark
When this lady's done way worse than selling rockets
All this selfish logic cuz Wanda's got no Cosmo she's lost the plot
I rap like the rock on Vision's head cuz
I spit off the top and I'm popping off!
Female trios, I resent them now
A set defended the Kingdom protecting Stefan's crown
Thank god for Wanda's sake, she barely counts
The forgotten Olsen has an empty house
You can't get a sentence out before breaking down
So stay crying right there Diaval, search the Multiverse
Find a stronger variant, make this fight quite fair
The way you utter things isn't sassy nor witty, it's creepy
That facial structure is the only time this demon is cheeky
Oh jeez, you wish to beat me?
The Avengers they didn't stand a fighting chance
So don't talk Tony Stark when you can lay a hand on Iron, Man!
You're trapped inside a battle of minds and yours is mine to command!
Shapeshift into a dragon
And yet you still haven't the fire to light up a match
Let's not bypass the fact, you're a bogus witch
You're hocus pocus hopeless with this shit
You escorted your minions of orgs to an infant
As if you're bringing your homies to the crib
You want Moor? Go home to your trees and tell your crow you concede
When you're rapping off with a Maximoff then
Your at a loss cuz she's got a Darkhold on the beat
Ruler of chaos, control what I see
Aw poor you, getting roasted by queens
My family doesn't loathe me at least
You'll always come last like a post credit scene