Boy I'm an assholeholic I only love you, if you're an asshole I only need you, if you're an asshole Then you're all mine I been down this road, way too many times, met you at a party Hit you like a tidal wave, baby you were swept away Straight into the sun barrel of a gun yeah I saw the signs red flags waving high Oh yeah I know you need me madly, that's why I feel so badly See you standing there, strong and sweet I know this shit hurts, loving me I know this shit hurts, loving me But boy I'm an assholeholic I only love you, if you're an asshole I only need you, if you're an asshole Then you're all mine Yeah, boy I'm an assholeholic If you give me good love (hu-hu) If you give me real love (hu-hu) Then I'm saying goodbye I don't wanna die, waste away my life, yeah I know that I'm So a dick ted This ain't heroine, no amphetamine, no hallucinogen, no coccaine Every little scrap, eat it like a rat Yeah I pay the price, therapy be like Is it really everything you wanted? I used to dream, when I was young I'd be with somebody so kind and strong I used to wish, on these stars He'd come and light up my life from the dark And now he's finally here I been acting weird, texting with my ex, underneath the bed Why am I such a dick? Maybe this is it My only shot at real hap-penis But boy I'm an assholeholic I only love you, if you're an asshole I only need you, if you're an asshole Then you're all mine Yeah, boy I'm an assholeholic If you give me good love (some good love) If you give me real love (if you give me some real love) Then I'm saying goodbye (wu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uh, saying goodbye) I'm an assholeholic I'm saying goodbye, if you're an asshole (wu-u-u-uh) If you're an asshole And I'm saying goodbye