They say that birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
In Spain the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it, think of Siamese twins
Some Argentines without means do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love!
Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For making whoopee
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killing that he's so willing
To make some whoopee
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring-a-ding -ding
He's washing dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious, he even sews
But don't forget folks that's what you get folks
For makin' whoopee!
I'd love to get you on a slow boat to China
All to myself, alone
Get you and keep you in my arms evermore
Leave all your lovers weeping on the far away shore
Out on the briny with a moon big and shiny
Melting your heart of stone
I'd love to get you on a slow boat to China
All to myself, alone!
Picture you upon my knee
Just tea for two and two for tea
Just me for you and you for me alone
Nobody near us to see us or hear us
No friends or relations on weekend vacations
We won't have it known
That we own a telephone, dear
Day will break and you'll awake
And start to bake a sugar cake
For me to take, for all the boys to see
We will raise a family
A boy for you and a girl for me
Can't you see how happy we will be?
Yes we will raise a family
A boy for you and a girl for me
Can't you see how happy we will be?
Can't you see how happy we will be?